HELLO my name is Naomi but everyone calls me Nay ‘cus Naomi sounds weird and is only used when I’m in trouble. I live for Vodka, sleep and Caramel Digestives. Beyond that, I suppose I’m just your ‘typical’ 22 year old living in London, South of the river. Not Brixton. I swear.

I like spirits and wines A LOT, I like skankin’ A LOT, I like Frank Ocean a little TOO much and I’ve recently developed an unhealthy obsession with all things Jessie Ware. I’ve got a project coming soon called ‘Tales From The Tainted Apple Tree’, you should probably look out for that, or not. Free country etc etc.

I ran my tits off not so long ago in aid of Cancer Research UK and Race For Life, my target has yet to be reached so keep donating, keep sponsoring - SAVE A LIFE every penny, dollar, euro counts as it’s all for a good cause and I’ll be forever grateful.

This has been exceptionally boring and I’m pretty much running out of things to say. So feel free to invade my privacy via the ask box etc etc. I don’t know how to sign these things off so, if you’ve read me babbling on about myself down to this point, thank you. There’s a place up in Heaven waiting for you. If you haven’t however, Hell is calling. Pick up.